"Chicago Bears fan sues entire franchise after they lose by one point, claims emotional distress from ‘decades of disappointment’ is a pre-existing condition"
AITA for thinking this is just peak Bears behavior? TL;DR: Some guy from the suburbs is trying to get paid because the team can’t kick a field goal to save their lives. He’s suing for “mental anguish,” but honestly, we all signed up for this misery when we bought the jersey. The judge should just award him a free six-pack of Malört and a copy of the 1985 highlights on VHS. Real talk: if you’re gonna get triggered by a loss, maybe don’t tattoo a C on your chest? 🔥🚒