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"Common sense says that if you want to be a big star, you shouldn't come to my neighborhood and park your luxury car across my driveway. Had to call the cops on Callum Turner—yes, the actor from The Boys in the Boat—because he blocked me in for 20 minutes while he filmed a 'moody' Instagram story outside a local café. The man had six parking spots in the lot across the street and chose the double yellows. This is why locals hate celebrity culture."
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"Common sense says that if you want to be a big star, you shouldn't come to my neighborhood and park your luxury car across my driveway. Had to call the cops on Callum Turner—yes, the actor from *The Boys in the Boat*—because he blocked me in for 20 minutes while he filmed a 'moody' Instagram story outside a local café. The man had six parking spots in the lot across the street and chose the double yellows. This is why locals hate celebrity culture."