Man Opens Brandon Sanderson Book, Immediately Forgets How Breathing Works, Blames Lack of Investiture
AITA for thinking this is just a full-on literary cult at this point? Some rando named Kyle, 34, allegedly “lost the will to live” for three hours after diving into the latest Cosmere book, claiming he “absorbed too much lore at once” and his soul is now “trapped in a cognitive realm.” Doctors are like “he’s fine, just dehydrated from not blinking.” Meanwhile, Sanderson fans are already organizing a circle-jerk reading session to “un-universe” his existence. TL;DR: Guy gets high on pure prose, needs a lerasium suppository.