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bonnie blue baby shower: Internet Explodes After Mom Mistakes “Blue Man Group” for Party Mascot

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bonnie blue baby shower: Internet Explodes After Mom Mistakes “Blue Man Group” for Party Mascot

In a stunning turn of events that has the internet in stitches, the phrase “bonnie blue baby shower” is trending not for its whimsical sky-blue décor, but because a well-meaning mom accidentally booked a performance troupe of silent, blue-painted performers to do face painting. The party, which was meant to be a pastel-themed gender reveal, quickly descended into a silent disco of bewildered toddlers and dabbing bald men. “I just said ‘blue theme’ and thought they came as a set,” the mom reportedly told guests, as footage of a Blue Man awkwardly handing out baby diapers goes viral. Irony level: 100. It’s not a party until a mime is crying because someone ate the blue frosting.