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Local Mom Accidentally Throws 'bonnie blue baby shower' After Confusing Sad Smurf with The Queen; Guest List Includes 47 Crying Adults and a Paramedic Who "Just Wanted Cake"

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Local Mom Accidentally Throws 'bonnie blue baby shower' After Confusing Sad Smurf with The Queen; Guest List Includes 47 Crying Adults and a Paramedic Who "Just Wanted Cake"

TL;DR My neighbor saw a "Blue's Clues" pinterest board for her BFF's shower. Nope. Turns out "bonnie blue baby shower" is a new gender reveal concept where you dye the dad blue for a daughter. Now her living room looks like a Smurf genocide, and the dad is still stained. AITA for laughing? IDK, but the paramedic said the cake was fire.