Blockchain Technology Enthusiasts Accidentally Invent the World's Most Inefficient Toaster, Priced at 400,000 Tokens
In a stunning display of over-engineering, a decentralized autonomous organization (DAO) of crypto bros has "disrupted" the breakfast industry by baking a single slice of bread using 14 different smart contracts. The toaster, which requires a 50% consensus vote to lower the handle and a gas fee of $12,000 per pop, reportedly took 48 hours to produce charcoal. "We've achieved true digital scarcity of toast," said a developer, who is now eating cold cereal "on chain." Critics call it a solution in search of a problem, but the team is already raising funds for a "Web3.5 bagel warmer."