Man Uses Blockchain Technology to Track His Cat's Bathroom Habits, Cat Still Ignores Him Completely
AITA for thinking this is peak human innovation? My neighbor just spent $2,000 on a "Smart Litterbox 3000" powered by blockchain technology, thinking it would finally prove his cat hates him with irrefutable data. TL;DR: The cat shits on his keyboard anyway, and the digital ledger is now filled with proof of his existential failure. In other news, NFT enthusiasts are investing in digital litter—so yeah, we're doing great.