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Man sells his soul to the blockchain for 'immortality,' ends up just losing his crypto wallet password. AITA for laughing?

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Man sells his soul to the blockchain for 'immortality,' ends up just losing his crypto wallet password. AITA for laughing?

TL;DR: Some tech bro thought minting his soul on the blockchain would let him live forever. Joke's on him—he forgot his seed phrase and now his immortal soul is trapped in an unrecoverable wallet. I'm howling.