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Bishop Euphoria Causes Traffic Snarl as Drivers Stop to Gawk at Dude in Giant Mitre on a Unicycle

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Bishop Euphoria Causes Traffic Snarl as Drivers Stop to Gawk at Dude in Giant Mitre on a Unicycle

I live two blocks from the downtown strip, and I’ve seen it all. But this bishop euphoria nonsense is peak idiocy. Some grown man in a purple robe balancing on a unicycle with a giant hat, and everyone’s honking and filming instead of driving to work. Common sense says you don’t block rush-hour traffic for a clown show. My kid missed the school bus because of the gridlock. Use a sidewalk, pal. We’ve got jobs.