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Barack Obama’s Secret ‘Golf Cart Handshake’ Etiquette Guide Leaked by Former White House Aide — Rules Include No Eye Contact and Strict 3-Minute Time Limit

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Barack Obama’s Secret ‘Golf Cart Handshake’ Etiquette Guide Leaked by Former White House Aide — Rules Include No Eye Contact and Strict 3-Minute Time Limit

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