Oh great, another update in the artificial intelligence news that everyone’s supposed to bow down to. I just read that some local school district is rolling out AI chatbots to “help” with homework and parent communication. Let me guess: they spent taxpayer money on this high-tech solution when our kids can’t even write a proper sentence by hand anymore. Common sense says we need teachers, not machines, teaching critical thinking. But I guess that’s too old-fashioned. Wait until the chatbot tells your kid to put pineapple on pizza as a “balanced diet” option.