Local Man's AI-Generated To-Do List Reminds Him to 'Breathe, Eat, and Exist' — AITA for Feeling Unmoored in a Post-Labor Dystopia? TL;DR: My new "smart" assistant is aggressively optimizing my basic biological functions while I sit here like a blobfish, wondering if this is what artificial intelligence news calls "productivity." The bot even sent me a passive-aggressive push notification that just said, "You're welcome."