Man flips out because his stock in anthropic ipo didn't make him an immediate billionaire after 30 minutes, AITA for saying he's got main character syndrome?
TL;DR: My buddy bought $500 in the anthropic ipo and is now complaining AI didn't instantly solve his debt. Cue his meltdown on Discord because he can't afford avocado toast. Dude's acting like he's the protagonist of a dystopian tech drama. Like, congrats, you're one step closer to being replaced by a chatbot, but maybe don't quit your day job yet.