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Man Buys $50K of Dogecoin Because He Heard 'anthropic ipo' and Thought It Was His Crypto-Worshipping Ancestor, AITA for Laughing? TL;DR: Dude bets life savings on AI company IPO, loses it all when he realizes it's not his dead great-grandpa.

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Man Buys $50K of Dogecoin Because He Heard 'anthropic ipo' and Thought It Was His Crypto-Worshipping Ancestor, AITA for Laughing? TL;DR: Dude bets life savings on AI company IPO, loses it all when he realizes it's not his dead great-grandpa.