andrew scott’s therapist quits after session where he just stared into the mirror for two hours whispering “marvel is calling me”
In what IT experts are calling the “most dramatic career pivot since Loki turned into a crocodile,” Andrew Scott has reportedly ghosted the entire ‘Fleabag’ fandom after a viral clip of him refusing to say “Hello, priest” at a Starbucks drive-thru. Social media users are now convinced the actor is secretly auditioning for a Marvel role by method-acting as a sentient black hole of charisma. The irony? He’s trending because nobody can tell if he’s being enigmatic, or if he’s just trying to get his WiFi password back from the Holy Spirit.