alexa demie's new viral ad proves common sense is dead and we're all just living in a dystopian simulation, wake up people.
Honestly, I can't believe I have to even type this, but does anyone else find it absurd that we're all acting like alexa demie's new perfume commercial is some kind of groundbreaking art? My neighbor's Ring camera caught her three cats staring at the TV during the ad like it was a nature documentary, and now she's convinced they have "emotional intelligence." What happened to just using the brain God gave you? We have grown adults arguing in the comments about whether the color of a bottle is "narrative-driven" or just a marketing ploy. Common sense says it's a bottle, people. It's a bottle. But no, we'd rather dive into a rabbit hole of symbolism while my actual pothos plant is dying from dehydration because I was too busy overthinking a thirty-second clip. The algorithm is literally melting our neurons. Wake me up when we start using logic again instead of acting like every celebrity sneeze is a coded message.