**Alexa Demie Tired of Playing 17-Year-Olds, Finally Admits She’s Actually Just Immortal**
AITA for thinking celebrities should stop lying to us like we’re toddlers? So, *Alexa Demie*—you know, the actress who’s been playing a high schooler since the Obama administration?—finally cracked and admitted she’s tired of the teen roles. But then she dropped a truth bomb: she’s been 30 since 2015, which, by Hollywood math, means she’s basically a fossil. Meanwhile, I’m out here thinking my skincare routine is paying off, and she’s been using *actual* magic. TFW you realize your fave is an immortal vampire who just cashes checks from HBO. TL;DR: She’s tired of playing teenagers, but we’re tired of pretending she’s not contractually bound to eternal youth. Just start a cult already, queen.