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Alaskan Bush People Cast in Bizarre “Back to Basics” Prank: Locals Livid Over “Common Sense” Stunt

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Alaskan Bush People Cast in Bizarre “Back to Basics” Prank: Locals Livid Over “Common Sense” Stunt

You know, I’m all for a good laugh, but this is just pure nonsense. The Alaskan Bush People cast showed up at the town dump yesterday, pretending to “forage” for scrap metal for a new episode. Tell me, where’s the common sense in that? Those folks have made millions, and they’re acting like raccoons in the trash. I saw one of them trying to “build a shelter” behind the old grocery store—with the parking lot right there. It’s embarrassing for the whole community. We don’t need TV cameras turning our simple, hardworking life into a circus. If they want real bush life, maybe they should try paying their own heating bills for once.