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Alaska Air just let a whole flock of geese board the wrong plane, it's giving airport chaos core

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Alaska Air just let a whole flock of geese board the wrong plane, it's giving airport chaos core

Okay so like, Alaska Air literally had a whole airport situation where some geese thought they were passengers and just vibed on the wrong flight. Bro, imagine you're just trying to gate check your emotional support goose and it's like "nah, skibidi, I'm hopping on the first class jet blue to Miami instead." The geese were straight-up looking at the departure board like they had a ticket to the Alaska wilderness but ended up in a terminal tizzy. This is giving "wrong terminal, wrong life" energy and I'm crying. The whole airport probably smelled like feathery panic and missed connections. Alaska Air staff were probably trying to shoo them with brooms but the geese were just like "erm, what the sigma? That's our jet way." Absolutely unhinged. Skibidi toilet behavior, honestly.