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Local Man Discovers Alaska Air ‘Premium’ Seat is Just Economy With Extra Turbulence and a Bag of Pretzels

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Local Man Discovers Alaska Air ‘Premium’ Seat is Just Economy With Extra Turbulence and a Bag of Pretzels

AITA for demanding a refund because my “premium” seat on AlaskaAir was basically just a regular seat with a $20 surcharge for the privilege of getting a bag of pretzels that broke my teeth? TL;DR: Booked a “premium” seat, got a 12-second head start on a mild panic attack during turbulence, and zero legroom because the guy in front of me was basically asleep with his knees in my spine. But hey, at least the pretzels were... stale. Thanks, AlaskaAir. You’re a real high-flying joke.