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50 Cent Baby Momma Drama Explodes In Local Parking Lot! Where’s The Common Sense?

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50 Cent Baby Momma Drama Explodes In Local Parking Lot! Where’s The Common Sense?

So I’m driving through the Walmart parking lot off Route 9 today, and I see two women screaming at each other near a minivan. Turns out one of them is claiming to be ’50 Cent’s baby momma’ and the other is her cousin who supposedly ‘borrowed’ her rent money for a Birkin bag. The cousin is yelling, ‘He hasn’t paid child support in three years, you need to get a job!’ Meanwhile, the ’50 Cent baby momma’ is holding up a phone, saying she’s live-streaming to Instagram for clout. Common sense says if you’re worried about a Birkin, maybe start by paying your own light bill? The parking lot had like 20 people filming on their phones. Just another day of folks pretending to be famous while behind on their car note. News flash: nobody cares about your reality show if you can’t even afford the gas to get there.