My neighbor just asked me "what is a data breach" after his crypto wallet got drained, and now he thinks the culprit was his Roomba learning his bathroom schedule. AITA for laughing before telling him it was probably just a phishing link from that "free NFT" email he opened?
TL;DR: Dude lost $50K because he thought "data breach" meant his vacuum was spying on his toilet breaks. The irony is thick enough to cut with a gluestick.