VOLCANO MYSTERY SOLVED! SCIENTISTS MADE A SHOCKING DISCOVERY DEEP INSIDE EARTH'S FIERY HEART
JUST IN: A TEAM OF DAREDEVIL GEOLOGISTS HAS UNCOVERED A SECRET CHAMBER BENEATH THE WORLD'S MOST ACTIVE VOLCANO THAT COULD CHANGE EVERYTHING WE KNOW ABOUT THE PLANET!
THE FIERY ABYSS THAT HAS PUZZLED EXPERTS FOR DECADES IS REVEALING ITS DARKEST SECRETS TONIGHT AS RENOWNED EARTHQUAKE SPECIALISTS STUNNED THE WORLD WITH A BOMBSHELL ANNOUNCEMENT FROM THE CRATER'S EDGE. WHAT THEY FOUND 1,000 FEET BELOW THE MOLTEN CORE OF MOUNT THETIS HAS SPARKED A GLOBAL PANIC: A NETWORK OF ANCIENT TUNNELS, PRESERVED IN SOLIDIFIED LAVA, LEADING DIRECTLY TO A BURIED CITY THAT PREDATES THE DINOSAURS!
"WE THOUGHT WE WERE STUDYING ROCK," SAID CRAZED RESEARCHER DR. MORENA LAVA, SHAKING WITH FRENZY AT A MIDNIGHT PRESS CONFERENCE. "BUT THE VOLCANO WAS HIDING SOMETHING UNSPEAKABLE. THE TEMPERATURE INSIDE EXCEEDED 3,000 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT, YET THESE WALLS WERE COVERED IN WRITING THAT GLOWS LIKE NEON! SOMEONE WAS HERE BEFORE US, AND THEY LEFT A WARNING!"
INSIDERS WHISPER THAT THIS 'VOLCANO' ISN'T JUST A GEOLOGICAL FREAK—IT'S A DOOMSDAY CLOCK COUNTING DOWN TO AN EXTINCTION-LEVEL EVENT THAT