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Political Correctness Has Gone Too Far - City Council Cancels 'Volcano Safety Week' Because It Might Offend Geologists

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Political Correctness Has Gone Too Far - City Council Cancels 'Volcano Safety Week' Because It Might Offend Geologists

Some bureaucrat in a basement office actually decided we can't call a volcano a "volcano" anymore. They're worried about "triggering" people with the word "volcano" because it implies "violent eruption." My Aunt Carol's house was flooded with lava in '92, and she doesn't need a "safe space" - she needs some common sense. While they're busy renaming magma to "hot liquid rock," the next real eruption is going to catch everyone off guard. Tell me again how we're "protecting" anyone?