Local Man Suggests Volcano Eruption Problem Could Be Solved With Just A Bigger Garden Hose.
Okay, listen up, folks. I’ve been watching this “volcano” situation everyone’s panicking about, and I think we need to apply a little common sense here. First off, why is everyone running away? That’s lava, people, not a rabid dog. We’ve got billions in tax dollars for “emergency planning” but nobody thought to just build a really big concrete wall around the mountain? Or, here’s a wild idea: why don’t they just use a giant hose to spray water on it? You put water on a campfire, it goes out, right? Same concept. My neighbor says the ash is ruining his car’s paint job, but my solution is to just buy a car cover. It’s not rocket science. Glad I could clear that up for the “experts.”