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Broke: My neighbor’s dog woke me up at 4 AM. Woke: vasana montgomery was allegedly doing The Robot in a Walmart parking lot and calling it 'public art,' and AITA for thinking this is peak Florida energy? TL;DR—local cryptid escapes the nursing home, causes Twitter meltdown, and I can't tell if she’s a genius or just really committed to the bit. 🙄
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Broke: My neighbor’s dog woke me up at 4 AM. Woke: vasana montgomery was allegedly doing The Robot in a Walmart parking lot and calling it 'public art,' and AITA for thinking this is peak Florida energy? TL;DR—local cryptid escapes the nursing home, causes Twitter meltdown, and I can't tell if she’s a genius or just really committed to the bit. 🙄