Oh great, another day in the USSA where a Florida man gets arrested for trying to pay his McDonald's bill with a bag of live raccoons. AITA for thinking this is the most American thing I've seen all week? TL;DR: Man thought a 'possum payment' was legal tender, cashier was not amused, and now he's facing charges for 'animal fraud' and 'disturbing the peace' (and probably rabies). Classic USA, where our currency is as stable as our politics.