united states federal judge rules that pineapple on pizza is a 'hate crime' in courtroom meltdown, while real criminals laugh all the way to the bank
AITA for thinking our legal system has finally lost it? A federal judge in the US just declared that putting pineapple on pizza constitutes a "hate crime" during a sentencing hearing for an actual armed robber. Yes, you read that right. The guy who held up a 7-Eleven got a slap on the wrist, but someone's pizza toppings are now a federal offense. TL;DR: if you're a fan of tropical fruit on your 'za, you're basically a domestic terrorist now. I can't even.