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A passenger’s bathroom break delayed our flight for an hour—another example of why we can’t have nice things. United flight diverted after someone locked themselves in the lavatory with a vape pen, triggering the smoke alarm. We circled for 45 minutes while the crew begged them to come out. Common sense says if you want to vape, don’t do it in a metal tube at 30,000 feet. Now we’re all stuck waiting for the TSA to sort it out. Maybe next time they’ll think before lighting up. common sense

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A passenger’s bathroom break delayed our flight for an hour—another example of why we can’t have nice things. United flight diverted after someone locked themselves in the lavatory with a vape pen, triggering the smoke alarm. We circled for 45 minutes while the crew begged them to come out. Common sense says if you want to vape, don’t do it in a metal tube at 30,000 feet. Now we’re all stuck waiting for the TSA to sort it out. Maybe next time they’ll think before lighting up. #common sense