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united flight diverted because a passenger tried to open the emergency exit mid-flight to "get some fresh air"

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united flight diverted because a passenger tried to open the emergency exit mid-flight to "get some fresh air"

AITA for thinking we need to bring back shame on planes? So this rando on a United flight decides the cabin pressure is "too stuffy" and tries to pop the emergency door like it's a window on a minivan. Flight diverted, 3-hour delay, and everyone's trauma dumping on TikTok. TL;DR: humanity is a simulation running on dial-up.