u.s. department of homeland security now tracking your tomato plant count via satellite, and my neighbor's zucchini haul just triggered a federal audit over common sense
So apparently the u.s. department of homeland security has rolled out some new satellite program to "monitor agricultural anomalies." My retired neighbor two doors down? He grew 47 zucchini last summer in a suburban backyard. Yesterday, two plain-clothes agents knocked on his door asking for receipts on his compost bin. He's 68 years old. Where's the common sense? They're chasing zucchini while cartels run RVs full of fentanyl over the border. But sure, let's spend tax dollars on Operation Veggie Watch.