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You won't believe what the u.s. department of homeland security is wasting our tax money on now—a $50,000 study to figure out why kids are eating Tide Pods. Last I checked, COMMON SENSE told us not to eat laundry detergent. Maybe hire a few less bureaucrats and teach some basic parenting? My grandmother didn't need a government grant to tell me bleach isn't a snack. This is why the country is falling apart.
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You won't believe what the u.s. department of homeland security is wasting our tax money on now—a $50,000 study to figure out why kids are eating Tide Pods. Last I checked, COMMON SENSE told us not to eat laundry detergent. Maybe hire a few less bureaucrats and teach some basic parenting? My grandmother didn't need a government grant to tell me bleach isn't a snack. This is why the country is falling apart.