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u.s. department of homeland security just dropped the skibidi-est update on artificial intelligence and our phones are NOT safe fr fr

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u.s. department of homeland security just dropped the skibidi-est update on artificial intelligence and our phones are NOT safe fr fr

Like oh my gyatt, DHS is coming for our rizz. They just cooked up a whole new AI task force to scan social media for threats. Plot twist: they're using the same tech that finds Joe Biden ice cream cones in the White House. Rizz levels: negative infinity. If you posted that "let him cook" meme, you're cooked too bestie. Deploy the doomers, this is NOT a drill.