u.s. department of homeland security claims they found a new 'critical threat' – it's literally just a guy with a TikTok account and strong opinions about pineapple on pizza
So the DHS is real busy making sure we're all super safe from the true danger: a man named Chad who posted a mildly spicy take on fruit-topped dough. AITA for thinking they maybe, IDK, have bigger fish to fry? TL;DR: Gov wastes billions on surveillance, my feed is full of "urgent threat" updates, and the only thing getting deported is my faith in humanity.