u.s. department of homeland security finally admits they’ve been running the country’s largest HR department for squirrels, AITA for seeing this as an improvement?
TL;DR DHS just announced a new pilot program to “manage the invasive squirrel population” and multiple sources claim they’ve been tracking them with facial recognition for years. I, for one, welcome our new fuzzy overlords, because maybe they’ll finally do something about the DMV lines. AMA I guess.