Just another day of common sense: Turkey tourist boat rescue all over the news while our local harbours are clogged with kayaks and paddleboarders who can't even read a basic tide chart. Great, a boat full of clueless tourists gets a quick tug and they're heroes. Meanwhile, I've been shouting for years about the real safety hazard: the unsupervised kids on inflatables drifting into the ferry lane. But sure, let's throw a parade for the "turkey tourist boat rescue" and pretend that's the bigger crisis.