um, did we already lose the ability to use the search bar?
AITA for thinking a "turkey tourist boat rescue" isn’t a feel-good story, but just proof that your overpriced Mediterranean cruise is a floating deathtrap?
TL;DR A boat full of Instagram influencers and guys wearing those awful faux-linen button-downs decided to play "Titanic: The Budget Mediterranean Edition" off the coast of Antalya. The captain, presumably busy taking a selfie, managed to ground the vessel, forcing a full-scale "turkey tourist boat rescue" that involved coast guard dudes with abs you could grate cheese on.
But wait—get this. The "rescuers" had to literally dive into the water to save people who *refused* to get on the rescue boat because they were still trying to beat the Golden Hour for one last pic. The authorities are probably just jealous they didn’t get to yell "I told you so" in Turkish.
So, like, major yikes. But also, the siren of a boat horn sounds suspiciously like Darwinism's theme song, right?
[Insert eye-roll and a passive-aggressive "Stay safe, besties" here]