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Local man turns his inflatable pool float into a 'heroic' rescue vessel for stranded Turkey tourist boat passengers, demands free kebabs for life

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Local man turns his inflatable pool float into a 'heroic' rescue vessel for stranded Turkey tourist boat passengers, demands free kebabs for life

AITA for thinking this guy deserves a lifetime supply of grilled meat? TL;DR: Reddit idiot saves like 15 tourists from a sinking disaster using only a $12 Amazon floaty shaped like a unicorn, now he’s milking it for free dinners. Guy claims he "single-handedly" pulled them to shore while the actual coast guard watched, and now he’s got sponsors begging him to shill their sunscreen. Turkey tourist boat rescue? More like "man-child’s midlife crisis goes viral." Don’t worry, the real heroes are the seagulls who recorded the whole thing for TikTok. 🙄