JUST IN: CANADA SAYS NO MORE VISITORS? TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS TO CANADA SUDDENLY SHRINK TO ZERO AS BORDER GUARDS GUARD SECRET ‘DO NOT FLY’ LIST!
SHOCKING NEW DISCOVERY: OFFICIALS IN OTTAWA HAVE QUIETLY ROLLED OUT A MYSTERIOUS ‘TRAVEL ALERT’ THAT COULD BAN YOU FROM ENTERING THE COUNTRY WITHOUT WARNING! RUMORS ARE SWIRLING THAT A COVERT GOVERNMENT MEETING, HELD IN A DARK UNDERGROUND BUNKER, HAS UNLEASHED DRASTIC TRAVEL RESTRICTIONS TO CANADA, WITH INSIDERS WHISPERING THAT EVEN VACCINATED TOURISTS MAY BE TURNED AWAY AT THE AIRPORT FOR ‘NATIONAL SECURITY’ REASONS! IS YOUR VISA ABOUT TO BE REVOKED? ARE THEY TRACKING YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS? TUNE IN FOR THE SAUSAGE-MAKING DETAILS THAT YOUR GOVERNMENT DOESN’T WANT YOU TO SEE!