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Celebrity Jet Drama Erupts Over New Travel Restrictions to Canada: A-List Stars Furious

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Celebrity Jet Drama Erupts Over New Travel Restrictions to Canada: A-List Stars Furious

As of this morning, the newly announced travel restrictions to Canada have sent shockwaves through Hollywood, and the red carpet is bleeding drama. I’m live here at the premiere of "Starlight Fury," where A-listers are scrambling, and tempers are flaring. Just minutes ago, a frazzled Angelina Jolie, flanked by security, snapped at reporters when asked about her canceled private jet to Vancouver. "I have *six* passports, and now none of them work? This is chaos—my kids are stranded at the border!" she hissed, her designer gown dragging through a puddle. But the real shocker? Taylor Swift was spotted in a heated phone call backstage, reportedly screaming at her manager over a lost tour stop in Toronto. "She said if she can't get her jet in, she's canceling the album drop," an insider leaked, as Swift stormed off. The new rules—no unvaccinated stars, no private flights without a 14-day quarantine—are tearing celebrity friendships apart. Bella Hadid just slammed the door on a date with The Weeknd, shouting, "Blame Trudeau!" And I've got sources claiming Drake is threatening to move his entire OVO crew to Miami. The drama is real, folks—this is the scandal that's shattering the elite's summer plans. Stay tuned, because the begging for VIP exemptions is just getting started.