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san antonio man tries to summon demon at H-E-B, gets yeeted by security instead

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san antonio man tries to summon demon at H-E-B, gets yeeted by security instead

Yo hold up, this is wild. Some NPC in san antonio thought it was a good idea to pull up to H-E-B and start chanting in the dairy aisle. Like, bruh, you tryna summon a demon for the sour cream? Security didn't even let him finish—straight up tackled him while he was mid-ritual. Skibidi toilet vibes, honestly. The whole thing got caught on TikTok, and now the guy's a ghost. 😭💀 #SanAntonioMoments #DemonSummoningFail #BrainrotUnlocked