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Internet Rises From The Grave To Declare Public Domain Mummy Movie ‘The Bat’s Coffin’ Is Now ‘Certified Fresh On Rotten Tomatoes,’ Prompting 10,000 Revived Accounts To Spam Rotten Tomatoes With 5-Star Reviews And Demanding A Sequel From A Studio That Went Bankrupt In 1927. Historians Baffled, Meme Makers Thrilled.
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Internet Rises From The Grave To Declare Public Domain Mummy Movie ‘The Bat’s Coffin’ Is Now ‘Certified Fresh On Rotten Tomatoes,’ Prompting 10,000 Revived Accounts To Spam Rotten Tomatoes With 5-Star Reviews And Demanding A Sequel From A Studio That Went Bankrupt In 1927. Historians Baffled, Meme Makers Thrilled.