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ROTTEN TOMATOES CRITICS IN SHOCKING SECRET PACT TO DESTROY THIS SUMMER'S BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTER

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ROTTEN TOMATOES CRITICS IN SHOCKING SECRET PACT TO DESTROY THIS SUMMER'S BIGGEST BLOCKBUSTER

JUST IN! A WHISTLEBLOWER from inside the elite Rotten Tomatoes circle has LEAKED explosive audio, revealing a SECRET SATURDAY MEETING where critics allegedly plotted to GIVE A 0% FRESH SCORE to the year's most ANTICIPATED movie! INSIDERS claim the film's star REFUSED to play their twisted game. The SHOCKING tape captures someone shouting, “IT’S ROTTEN FOR A REASON!” But is it the movie that’s rotten, or is it THEIR SOULS? STAY TUNED as this story—and the movie’s fate—ROTS before our very eyes!