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ROTTEN TOMATOES SPARKS FURY WITH MASSIVE OVERHAUL—CELEBRITIES ARE SOUNDING OFF!

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ROTTEN TOMATOES SPARKS FURY WITH MASSIVE OVERHAUL—CELEBRITIES ARE SOUNDING OFF!

The internet is in a full-blown meltdown, and Tinseltown is not holding back! Rotten Tomatoes just dropped a seismic update to their scoring system, and it's causing career-ending panic on the red carpet. A-listers are livid, crashing their interviews to go on unhinged rants about how the new algorithm is "destroying their art." Insiders reveal the #RottenTomatoesRiots are trending faster than any scandal this year. One A-list actor screamed at a reporter, "This is not a score, it's a bloodbath!" Stay tuned—this drama is just getting started!