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rock and roll marathon san diego runners tweaking after running through a literal minefield of bad vibes, fr fr 😵‍💫

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rock and roll marathon san diego runners tweaking after running through a literal minefield of bad vibes, fr fr 😵‍💫

okay besties, so ppl literally just finished the rock and roll marathon san diego and half the runners are full on crashing out bc the course was giving "labyrinth of pain" and not enough hydration stations. like imagine running 26.2 miles and the only vibe you catch is a sunburn and a cramp in your calf that feels like you got hit by a semi. one runner said she saw someone straight up dab at mile 20 and then fainted. that's the energy, no cap. my favorite moment was when a guy stopped to take a selfie with a porta-potty and got lost in the crowd. it's giving "i want to perish but i also got a medal." anyway, the real winners are the volunteers who had to deal with all that salt and disappointment. stay hydrated and maybe don't flirt with a mile marker, it won't love you back. ✨