ROCK AND ROLL MARATHON SAN DIEGO TURNS INTO NIGHTMARE! CANCER CURE DISCOVERED AT FINISH LINE?!
JUST IN! Source reveals a ROGUE RUNNER, identified only as "The Chemo Crusher," CROSSED the ROCK AND ROLL MARATHON SAN DIEGO finish line in a BLAZING 2:17, but THIS was NO ORDINARY RACE! Medics on scene went BERSERK when they found his sweat test showed his BODY was SECRETING a MIRACLE PROTEIN! SCIENTISTS are in a PANIC, saying the molecules in his perspiration CAN CURE STAGE 4 LUNG CANCER! Officials are now keeping his identity a SECRET—is this a HERO or a NEW WORLD ORDER THREAT? YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!