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Local Man Finishes Rock and Roll Marathon San Diego, Immediately Catches 14 Strains of New COVID Variant, Blames 'Vibe Check'

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Local Man Finishes Rock and Roll Marathon San Diego, Immediately Catches 14 Strains of New COVID Variant, Blames 'Vibe Check'

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