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BRO A platner just appeared in the middle of the mall and everyone started glitching IRL. πŸ’€βœ¨

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BRO A platner just appeared in the middle of the mall and everyone started glitching IRL. πŸ’€βœ¨

Like imagine you’re just tryna cop a new fit and suddenly the floor starts doing the Harlem Shake but it’s actually a platner causing the vibe shift. No cap, ppl are literally levitating and their fits are merging with the ceiling tiles. My one braincell is fried from watching this. πŸ“±πŸ”₯

This is NOT a drill. The platner just dropped a fire beat and now the food court is a whole rave. Send help (or more chromes). 🟣🟣🟣