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PEACOCK TERROR IN THE SKIES! GIANT BIRD SNATCHES TODDLER FROM BACKYARD!

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PEACOCK TERROR IN THE SKIES! GIANT BIRD SNATCHES TODDLER FROM BACKYARD!

JUST IN: Witnesses are SCREAMING in SHOCK after a massive, rogue peacock reportedly swooped down and KIDNAPPED a two-year-old boy from his own backyard in suburban Ohio! The feathered FIEND, described as 'the size of a small car', was seen FLASHING its iridescent tail before snatching little Timmy Thompson and soaring into the CLOUDS! Neighbors say the peacock had been STALKING the neighborhood for WEEKS, leaving a trail of shredded garden gnomes and SCREAMING family pets in its wake! MICHAEL THOMPSON, the boy's father, told our reporter, "I turned my back for ONE SECOND and that demon bird just TOOK HIM!" Police have launched a FULL-SCALE manhunt with drones, but so far, the peacock has EVADED capture! COULD THIS BE THE START OF A FEATHERED UPRISING? STAY TUNED AS THIS TERRIFYING TALE UNFOLDS!