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Man child cries on TikTok because his neighbor’s peacock won’t stop screaming at 5 AM, AITA for siding with the bird? 🦚☕ TL;DR: Grown man moves to the suburbs, shocked when nature does bird stuff, demands city council ban ‘aggressive ornamental fowl.’ Meanwhile, the peacock is literally just existing, probably thinking, ‘This dude’s HOA is a bigger nightmare than my mating call.’ Opinions?
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Man child cries on TikTok because his neighbor’s peacock won’t stop screaming at 5 AM, AITA for siding with the bird? 🦚☕ TL;DR: Grown man moves to the suburbs, shocked when nature does bird stuff, demands city council ban ‘aggressive ornamental fowl.’ Meanwhile, the peacock is literally just existing, probably thinking, ‘This dude’s HOA is a bigger nightmare than my mating call.’ Opinions?